Bitcoin Cash Stopped Producing Blocks For 5.5 Hours, Find

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List of moderately difficult skribbl words for your new friend group (1200+ words)

That is to say that this list contains words that this list contains words that:
  1. Usually aren't instantly guess-able (like star, apple, or Nike).
  2. Can be played with a group of acquaintances (I play with a group of interns at work to blow off time)
Created this list by modifying an existing difficult word list we found online and adding a bunch of new words. If you see a stupid difficult word, it was probably a word from the existing difficult word list that I forgot to remove. (amicable and reimbursement were the type of bs I removed lol).
abraham lincoln, accordion, accounting, acre, actor, adidas, advertisement, air conditioner, aircraft carrier, airport security, alarm clock, alcohol, alert, alice in wonderland, alphabet, altitude, amusement park, angel, angle, angry, ankle, apathetic, apathy, apparatus, applause, application, apron, archaeologist, archer, armada, arrows, art gallery, ashamed, asteroid, athlete, atlantis, atlas, atmosphere, attack, attic, audi, aunt, austin powers, australia, author, avalanche, avocado, award, baby, baby-sitter, back flip, back seat, baggage, baguette, baker, balance beam, bald, balloon, bamboo, banister, barbershop, barney, baseboards, bat, beans, beanstalk, beard, bed and breakfast, bedbug, beer pong, belt, beluga whale, berlin wall, bible, biceps, bikini, binder, biohazard, biology, birthday, biscuit, bisexual, bitcoin, black hole, blacksmith, bleach, blizzard, blueprint, bluetooth, blunt, blush, boa constrictor, bobsled, bonnet, book, bookend, bookstore, border, boromir, bottle cap, boulevard, boundary, bow tie, bowling, boxing, braces, brain, brainstorm, brand, bride, bride wig, bruise, brunette, bubble, bubble bath, bucket, buckle, buffalo, bugs bunny, bulldog, bumble bee, bunny, burrito, bus, bushel, butterfly, buzz lightyear, cabin, cable car, cadaver, cake, calculator, calendar, calf, calm, camera, cannon, cape, captain, captain america, car, car accident, carat, cardboard, carnival, carpenter, carpet, cartography, cartoon, cartoonist, castaway, castle, cat, catalog, cattle, cd, ceiling, cell, cellar, centimetre, centipede, century, chain mail, chain saw, chair, champion, chandelier, channel, chaos, charger, chariot, chariot racing, check, cheerleader, cheerleader dust, chef, chemical, cherub, chess, chevrolet, chick-fil-a, chicken coop, chicken legs, chicken nugget, chime, chimney, china, chisel, chord, church, circus tent, clamp, classroom, cleaning spray, cliff, cliff diving, climate, clique, cloak, clog, clown, clue, coach, coast, cockpit, coconut, coffee, coil, comedian, comfy, commercial, community, companion, company, compare, comparison, compromise, computer, computer monitor, con, confidant, confide, consent, constrictor, convenience store, conversation, convertible, conveyor belt, copyright, cord, corduroy, coronavirus, correct, cot, country, county fair, courthouse, cousin, cowboy, coworker, cramp, crane, cranium, crate, crayon, cream, creator, credit, crew, crib, crime, crisp, criticize, crop duster, crow's nest, cruise, cruise ship, crumbs, crust, cubicle, cubit, cupcake, curtain, cushion, customer, cutlass, czar, dab, daffy duck, dance, danger, darth vader, darts, dashboard, daughter, dead end, deadpool, deceive, decipher, deep, default, defect, degree, deliver, demanding, demon, dent, dentist, deodorant, depth, descendant, destruction, detail, detective, diagonal, dice, dictate, disco, disc jockey, discovery, disgust, dismantle, distraction, ditch, diver, diversify, diversity, diving, divorce, dizzy, dodge ball, dog, dolphin, donald trump, doorbell, doppelganger, dorsal, double, doubloon, doubt, doubtful, download, downpour, dragon, drain, dream, dream works, dress shirt, drift, drip, dripping, drive-through, drought, drowning, drugstore, dryer, dryer sheet, dryer sheets, dugout, dumbbell, dumbo, dust, dust bunny, duvet, earache, earmuffs, earthquake, economics, edge, edit, education, eel, effect, egg, eiffel tower, eighteen-wheeler, electrical outlet, elf, elope, emigrate, emotions, emperor, employee, enemy, engaged, equation, error, eureka, everglades, evolution, exam, exercise, exhibition, expired, explore, exponential, extension, extension cord, eyeball, fabric, factory, fad, fade, fake flowers, family tree, fan, fast food, faucet, feather, feeder road, feeling, ferris wheel, fiddle, figment, finding nemo, firefighter, firefox, fireman, fireman pole, fireplace, fireside, fireworks, first class, first mate, fish bone, fishing, fizz, flag, flat, flavor, flight, flip flops, flock, florist, flotsam, flowchart, flower, flu, flute, flutter, flying saucer, fog, foil, food court, football player, forklift, form, forrest gump, fossil, fowl, fragment, frame, fresh water, freshwater, friction, fries, front, frost, fuel, full, full moon, fun, fun house, funnel, fur, galaxy, gallon, gallop, game, gamer, garden, garden hose, gas station, gasoline, gavel, gentleman, geologist, germ, germany, geyser, giant, ginger, giraffe, gladiator, glasses, glitter, glue, glue stick, goalkeeper, goatee, goblin, gold, gold medal, golden retriever, gondola, good-bye, government, gown, graduation, grain, grandpa, gratitude, graveyard, gravity, great-grandfather, grenade, grill, grim reaper, groom, groot, group, guess, guillotine, gumball, guru, gymnast, hail, hair dryer, haircut, half, hand soap, handful, handle, hang, hang glider, hang ten, harry potter, hawaii, hay wagon, hearse, heater, heaven, helmet, hermit crab, high heel, high tops, highchair, hitler, hockey, homework, honk, hoodies, hoop, hopscotch, hot, hot dog, hot fuzz, hot tub, hotel, houseboat, human, humidity, hunter, hurdle, husband, hut, hydrant, hydrogen, hypothermia, ice, ice cream cone, ice fishing, icicle, idea, igloo, illuminati, implode, important, improve, in-law, incisor, income, income tax, index, inertia, infect, inglorious bastards, inside out, insurance, interception, interference, interject, internet, invent, invisible, invitation, iron man, ironic, irrational, irrigation, isaac newton, island, ivy, ivy full, jackhammer, japan, jaw, jazz, jedi, jellyfish, jet lag, jig, jigsaw, joke, joker, journal, juggle, jump rope, jungle, junk, junk drawer, junk mail, justice, kangaroo, ketchup, kill bill, killer, kilogram, kim possible, kiss, kitten, kiwi, kit-kat, kneel, knight, koala, lace, lady bug, ladybug, lamp, lance, landfill, landlord, lap, laptop, last, laundry detergent, layover, leak, leap year, learn, leather, lebron james, lecture, legolas, leprechaun, letter, letter opener, lettuce, level, lice, lichen, lie, lifeguard, lifejacket, lifestyle, light, lightning, lightning mcqueen, lightsaber, limit, lion, lipstick, living room, lobster, logo, loiterer, lollipop, loonie, lord of the rings, lottery, love, loveseat, loyalty, lullaby, lumberjack, lumberyard, lunar eclipse, lunar rover, lung, lyrics, macaroni, machete, machine, macho, magnet, mailbox, makeup, mammoth, manatee, mark zuckerberg, martian, mascot, mascot fireman, mask, mast, mastercard, mat, mayhem, mechanic, megaphone, member, memory, mercedes benz, mermaid, meteor, michael scott, michelangelo, microscope, microsoft, microsoft word, microwave, midnight, migrate, millionaire, mime, mine, mine car, miner, minivan, mirror, missile, mitten, mohawk, moisturizer, molar, mold, mom, monsoon, monster, monsters inc, mooch, moonwalk, moth, mount rushmore, mozart, mr potato head, mulan, mummy, music, mysterious, myth, name, nanny, naruto, navigate, negotiate, neighborhood, nemo, nepal, nest, netflix, neutron, newsletter, night, nightmare, nike, north pole, nose, nostril, nurse, nutmeg, oar, obey, observatory, office, offstage, olive oil, olympics, one-way street, opaque, optometrist, orange juice, orbit, organ, organize, ornament, ornithologist, ounce, oven, owl, oyster, pacific ocean, pacifier, page, pail, pain, palace, pancakes, panda, panic, pantyhose, paper plate, paperclip, parade, paranoid, parent, parking garage, parley, parody, partner, password, pastry, patrick starr, pawnshop, peace, peacock, peanut, peasant, pelt, pen pal, pendulum, pepsi, periwinkle, personal, pest, pet store, petroleum, pharaoh, pharmacist, philosopher, phineas and ferb, phone, photo, piano, pickup truck, picnic, pigpen, pigtails, pile, pilgrim, pilot, pinboard, pineapple express, ping pong, pink panther, pipe, pirate, pizza, pizza sauce, plan, plank, plantation, plastic, playground, pleasure, plow, plumber, pocket, pocket watch, point, pokeball, pokemon, pole, police, pomp, pompous, pong, popeye, population, portfolio, positive, positive champion, post, post office, practice, president, preteen, prey, prime meridian, printer ink, prize, produce, professor, profit, promise, propose, protestant, psychologist, publisher, pumpkin, pumpkin pie, punching bag, punishment, punk, puppet, putty, quadrant, quarantine, quartz, queue, quicksand, quit, quiver, raccoon, race, raft, rage, rainbow, raindrop, rainwater, random, raphael, ratatouille, ratchet, ray, reaction, realm, ream, receipt, recess, record, recorder, recycle, referee, refund, regret, religion, remain, resourceful, rest stop, retail, retire, reveal, revenge, reward, rhyme, rhythm, rib, rick and morty, riddle, right, rim, rind, ringleader, risk, rival, robe, robot, rock band, rocket, rodeo, roller coaster, roommate, roundabout, rowboat, rubber, ruby, rudder, runt, rv, s'mores, safe, salmon, salt, sand castle, sandbox, sandbox bruise, sandpaper, santa claus, sap, sapphire, sash, sasquatch, satellite, saturn, sausage, saxophone, scarf, scatter, schedule, school, school bus, science, scissors, scooby doo, scrambled eggs, scream, screwdriver, script, scuba diving, scythe, seahorse, season, seat, seat belt, seed, serial killer, servant, sewer, shaft, shakespeare, shame, shampoo, sheep, sheets, shelter, sherlock holmes, shipwreck, shoelace, shopping cart, shotgun wedding, shower, shower curtain, shrew, shrink, shrink ray, sickle, sidekick, siesta, signal, silhouette, silt, simba, simpsons, skateboard, skating rink, ski goggles, ski lift, skip, skipping rope, skydiving, slack, sleep, sleet, slim shady, slipper, slump, snag, snapchat, sneeze, snooze, snore, snow globe, snowball, snowflake, soak, social distancing, socks, softball, solar eclipse, somersault, song, sophomore, soul, soulmate, soviet russia, space, space-time, spaceship, spaghetti, spare, speakers, spiderman, spirited away, sponge, spoon, spotify, spring, sprinkler, squat, stage, stage fright, stagecoach, stairs, staple, starbucks, starfish, startup, star trek, statement, stationery, statue of liberty, stay, steamboat, steel drum, stethoscope, stew, stewie griffin, sticky note, stingray, stockings, stork, storm trooper, story, stout, stowaway, stranger, strawberry, streamline, student, stuff, stun, submarine, sugar, suit, sun, sunburn, sunlight, sunscreen, superbad, superman, surfing, sushi, swamp, swarm, sweater, swim shorts, swing dancing, switzerland, swimming, syringe, system, tachometer, taco bell, tadpole, tag, tank, tattle, taxes, taxi, teabag, team, tearful, teenage mutant ninja turtle, teenager, teepee, telepathy, telephone booth, telescope, temper, ten, tesla, testify, tetris, thanos, the beatles, the dark knight, the prestige, theory, think, thread, thrift store, throne, ticket, tide, time, timeline, time machine, time zone, tin, tinting, tiptoe, tire, tissue box, toast, today, toddler, toilet paper, toll road, tomato sauce, tombstone, toothbrush, toothpaste, top hat, torch, tornado, toronto maple leafs, tourist, tournament, tow, tow truck, toy store, toy story, trademark, traffic jam, trail, trailer, train, train tracks, transformers, translate, transpose, trapped, trash bag, trash can, trawler, treatment, trench coat, tricycle, trip, trombone, truck, truck stop, tsunami, tub, tuba, tug, tugboat, turret, tutor, tutu, twang, twitter, umbrella, unemployed, united states, university, upgrade, vacation, vampire, van, vanilla, vanquish, vegan, vegetarian, vehicle, vein, venn diagram, vest, villain, violent, vision, vitamin, voice, voicemail, volleyball, wag, wall-e, wallet, wallow, wasabi, washing machine, water, water buffalo, water cycle, water vapor, wax, wealth, weather, wedding, wedding cake, weed, welder, werewolf, wet, wetlands, whale, whatsapp, whey, whip, whiplash, whisk, wifi, wig, wikipedia, win, wind, winnie the pooh, wish, witch, wizard, wolverine, woody, workout, world, wormhole, writhe, yacht, yak, yard, yardstick, yawn, yeti, yin yang, yoda, yodel, yolk, youtube, zamboni, zen, zero, zeus, zip code, zipper, zombie, zombieland, zoo
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Can heat sink fail? Is that even possible?

Hi,
I have been a Thinkpad user since my very first laptop 20 years ago this year (a second hand 3 inch thick monster from 1996). I was almost sure I had seen, and fixed, it all. But my current daily (W541) driver had a very weird breakdown last Friday.
It was working fine until the temperature started to rise critically and the Intel powerclamp emergency eventually kicked in and slowed the beast to a "even the mouse lags" crawl.
At first it was: "oh, the thermal band lost contact with the CPU, maybe a screw came loose". So I took it apart and replaced the heat dissipation paste and made sure the heat sink screws were all attached (they were). I also cleaned the whole cooling system (removed the old paste, removed the dust, etc). However, nothing changed. The fan works at its maximum speed pushing cold air out. The CPU is critically very hot (90C-100C idle in powersave mode), yet no heat is dissipated at all. I know some heatsink use mixes of gas to better transfer the heat, but do ThinkPads uses that technology? How on earth can heat get stuck on top of the CPU and don't travel to the fan.
For back to the x201 for now, it's fun to use a 7row as a daily driver again, but that thing is slllooww (I am considering one of these Chinese post-market motherboard for it).
Any idea? Is there a real reason to buy a new heatsink? I am skeptical such a passive component can fail.
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Unique Redditors 578 23161
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  1. 40198 points, 55 submissions: AutoModerator
    1. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 14/Jun/2017 (2930 points, 8421 comments)
    2. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 15/Jun/2017 (1959 points, 8557 comments)
    3. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 13/Jun/2017 (1764 points, 5164 comments)
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    5. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 24/May/2017 (1348 points, 9422 comments)
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    8. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 25/May/2017 (1022 points, 8120 comments)
    9. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 10/Jun/2017 (1007 points, 7940 comments)
    10. Daily Discussion [Serious] - 17/Jun/2017 (910 points, 2901 comments)
  2. 16397 points, 1 submission: Pracy_
    1. Everytime Bitcoin drops (16397 points, 357 comments)
  3. 11930 points, 4 submissions: Justjoshmygosh
    1. Welcome to ethtrader new people, let me save you some time (7352 points, 367 comments)
    2. This is NOT the end (2072 points, 196 comments)
    3. Welcome BACK to ethtrader (1964 points, 110 comments)
    4. Hello again, ethtrader... looks like I have some work to do (542 points, 10 comments)
  4. 11921 points, 2 submissions: _Mido
    1. Here you go (9787 points, 312 comments)
    2. How I felt this week (2134 points, 228 comments)
  5. 10537 points, 9 submissions: econoar
    1. Ethereum is now processing more transactions a day than all other cryptos combined. (4020 points, 469 comments)
    2. SEC says they don't believe ETH to be a security. (1450 points, 169 comments)
    3. Today, Ethereum has processed 50% more txs than BTC. Ethereum currently has 17 pending TX and BTC has 45k. It takes $0.006 to move Ether in less than 20 seconds. (1406 points, 281 comments)
    4. Visa, IBM, Microsoft and USAA have all posted jobs in the past week looking for Ethereum developers (866 points, 46 comments)
    5. Goldman-Backed Startup Circle Launches No-Fee Foreign Payments Service. Built on Ethereum. (858 points, 86 comments)
    6. Etheremon is completely centralized and the owners can withdrawal all the funds from the contract. (660 points, 383 comments)
    7. On average, it's 59x cheaper to send an Ethereum transaction than a Bitcoin transaction. (488 points, 31 comments)
    8. Ethereum dapps expected to launch very soon. (400 points, 131 comments)
    9. Augur will deploy their contacts on the Ethereum mainnet on July 9! (389 points, 52 comments)
  6. 9349 points, 13 submissions: thepipebomb
    1. CNBC: Why buy Ethereum? (1510 points, 145 comments)
    2. CNBC - "I love Ethereum, I think Ethereum is the one to own here." (1234 points, 158 comments)
    3. CNBC: This is an incredible buying opportunity for Ethereum (988 points, 182 comments)
    4. Please boycott Vinny Lingham's Civic ICO (900 points, 198 comments)
    5. Pantera Capital Quantitative Researcher: By 2020 Ethereum's market cap will be 10x higher than Bitcoin's (749 points, 155 comments)
    6. Amazon Web Services Partners with ConsenSys to Simplify Enterprise Blockchains (690 points, 81 comments)
    7. Sharding may launch with Casper FFG, skipping the 1500 ETH requirement for staking and lowering it to 32 (537 points, 93 comments)
    8. When is $10,000 per ETH realistic? (512 points, 487 comments)
    9. Brian Kelly of CNBC on investing in Ethereum (495 points, 128 comments)
    10. Coinbase plans to add staking (482 points, 114 comments)
  7. 9187 points, 15 submissions: DCinvestor
    1. Personal Finance Rules for Being an Effective Holder (1307 points, 237 comments)
    2. Will Proof of Stake turn ETH into the best Store of Value coin? (1086 points, 144 comments)
    3. Catalysts for ETH Price Increases Over the Next 6 to 12 Months (662 points, 135 comments)
    4. What can the earlier days of Bitcoin teach us about holding Ethereum? (632 points, 151 comments)
    5. How to Survive Crypto Investing (in this market, or in any market) (631 points, 121 comments)
    6. The Most Important Crypto Theses for 2018 (and my current feelings on this market) (602 points, 317 comments)
    7. A Re-evaluation of Ethereum as Long Term Investment (versus new market entrants) (590 points, 136 comments)
    8. Opera introduces first browser with built-in Crypto Wallet for Ethereum (535 points, 64 comments)
    9. Coinbase is trending #1 on the Apple App Store (505 points, 39 comments)
    10. It's time for investors to pursue quality, and to stop chasing shit (503 points, 85 comments)
  8. 8910 points, 5 submissions: leafac1
    1. Would You Like to See Reddit Accept ETH as a Means to Pay for Gold? (3188 points, 193 comments)
    2. Most Popular Story on CNBC Tech: 'Bitcoin’s main rival Ethereum hits a fresh record high' (2467 points, 181 comments)
    3. Tweeted today: Casper (Proof of Stake) testnet is coming. (2106 points, 230 comments)
    4. Ethereum just processed 0.46% of Visa's total tx per day. And it did so without Ethereum Dapps using scaling solutions. (627 points, 78 comments)
    5. Perspective: It seems many are currently unaware that ETH will have a lower inflation rate than BTC (and BTC-Forks) come Proof of Stake & beyond. (522 points, 134 comments)
  9. 8756 points, 12 submissions: twigwam
    1. Apple's Steve Wozniak Dumps Facebook And Thinks Ethereum Could Be The New Apple (1148 points, 80 comments)
    2. “We owe it this new generation to respect their enthusiasm about virtual currencies with a thoughtful and balanced response, not a dismissive one.” -- CFTC Chairman Giancarlo (1119 points, 62 comments)
    3. "Today Ethereum transacted over $100,000,000 PER HOUR on average, with over 53% of transactions going to smart contracts -- really speaks for Ethereum's success as a contract platform" --- Paul Kohlhaas (1115 points, 39 comments)
    4. Reddit Founder: "I’m most bullish about Ethereum simply because people are actually building on it." [MSN] (1072 points, 185 comments)
    5. Google co-founder, Sergey Brin is a last minute addition to the Blockchain Summit panel on emerging technologies. Says he is mining Ethereum with his son. (875 points, 63 comments)
    6. BREAKING: Mt. Gox ‘Bitcoin Whale’ Trustee Won’t Sell Any More BTC -- (Pretty huge news for entire space and not getting deserved media coverage) (752 points, 74 comments)
    7. L.L. Bean says it might offer discounts for clothing that tracks you using the Ethereum blockchain (529 points, 117 comments)
    8. "Vitalik is both a genius and a class act. That’s why I sold a portion of my BTC for Ethereum in addition to lots of Bitcoin Cash." @RogerkVer (490 points, 151 comments)
    9. Coinbase has a $20 billion hedge fund coming onto its platform (437 points, 31 comments)
    10. eBay joins the Ethereum Enterprise Alliance (410 points, 50 comments)
  10. 8539 points, 5 submissions: sopun
    1. Stocks VS Crypto (2269 points, 53 comments)
    2. Bitconnect, Davorcoin and other scams continue being advertised on Coinmarketcap. We should take a stand as a community and push out these people who made a career out of scamming innocents (2227 points, 147 comments)
    3. A shitcoin ICO called Prodeum just exitscammed millions of dollars from investors and left them only this message on their ICO website (1542 points, 222 comments)
    4. Trevon James erased 39 of his YouTube videos promoting BitConnect yesterday. Looks like he starts getting worried about the class action lawsuit against him (1368 points, 223 comments)
    5. Tron's TRX whitepaper raises more red flags than a workers parade in Soviet Union (1133 points, 231 comments)
  11. 8370 points, 14 submissions: Mr_Yukon_C
    1. This is what leadership looks like -- I present to you, CFTC Chairman Giancarlo (829 points, 43 comments)
    2. Millennials are afraid stocks are too risky, so they're investing in crypto (790 points, 227 comments)
    3. OmiseGo Becomes the First Ethereum Unicorn With a Market Cap of $1 Billion (755 points, 155 comments)
    4. AMERICANS: Kill bill 1241 • ethereum (696 points, 66 comments)
    5. Coinbase prepares for a monster increase in trading (689 points, 174 comments)
    6. Microsoft – Decentralized Digital Identities and Blockchain – The Future as We See It. [Building on Ethereum] (652 points, 87 comments)
    7. MakerDAO and OmiseGO: Announcing Dai and OMG Collaborations (597 points, 115 comments)
    8. Coinbase Custody is Officially Open For Business – The Coinbase Blog (589 points, 92 comments)
    9. Scaling Ethereum to hundreds to thousands of transactions per second - TODAY! (514 points, 47 comments)
    10. George Soros Prepares to Trade Cryptocurrencies (504 points, 312 comments)
  12. 8141 points, 12 submissions: BeerBellyFatAss
    1. Bitfinex now trades all pairs against ETH. It’s time for Binance and the rest of the exchanges to do so as well. (2257 points, 219 comments)
    2. Number of Users on Coinbase Surpasses Number of Brokerage Accounts at Charles Schwab (821 points, 63 comments)
    3. Omise signed an agreement on the development of a national ID utilizing the ETDA and block chains of Thailand government agencies! We will continue to work on a number of projects that utilize block chains! (795 points, 112 comments)
    4. Federal Reserve Branch Adds Cryptocurrency Price Indexes [Yes, Really] (583 points, 64 comments)
    5. Catalonia Considering Cryptocurrency Post-Independence, Advised By Ethereum Creator (503 points, 73 comments)
    6. Germany’s Largest Bitcoin Trading Platform Will Soon Add Etheruem (499 points, 46 comments)
    7. Olaf Carlson - On Bloomberg Technology (12/01) - Ethereum to Surpass Bitcoin Market Cap by YE 2018 - Great Interview! (476 points, 141 comments)
    8. Casper is Pretty Close, Sharding Number One Priority Says Vitalik Buterin (474 points, 79 comments)
    9. EOS Now Has Only 100,000 Eth Left After Weeks of Selling (451 points, 140 comments)
    10. "Ethereum, which I think just touched $500 or is getting close, could be triple where it is as well" - Michael Novogratz (442 points, 106 comments)
  13. 7380 points, 5 submissions: EthTrader_Mod
    1. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 22/May/2017 (4035 points, 10454 comments)
    2. Daily Discussion [Serious] - 16/Jun/2017 (1359 points, 4524 comments)
    3. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 28/May/2017 (685 points, 3331 comments)
    4. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 04/Jun/2017 (653 points, 3872 comments)
    5. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 29/May/2017 (648 points, 4635 comments)
  14. 7369 points, 9 submissions: Butta_TRiBot
    1. Vitalik Buterin: If all that we accomplish is lambo memes and immature puns about "sharting", then I WILL leave. (2174 points, 426 comments)
    2. Vitalik Buterin: In my opinion, the current sharding spec as described is already good enough to get us to thousands of transactions per second (1554 points, 188 comments)
    3. Chinese Internet security giant 360 has found "a series of epic vulnerabilities" in the EOS platform. (703 points, 186 comments)
    4. Inflation rate will go down by ~90% with Casper and Sharding (3 ETH block reward -> 0.22ETH) (701 points, 214 comments)
    5. "Casper Testnet up right now and Sharding will come sooner than you think" - Karl Floersch [41:02] (501 points, 44 comments)
    6. Vitalik on Wechat: We have started developing a test version of Ethereum with sharding using python (445 points, 79 comments)
    7. Elon Musk: "Starting a candy company....Cryptocandy" (437 points, 83 comments)
    8. The reason I invested in Ethereum - motivated developers who even spend their free time explaining the tech (431 points, 79 comments)
    9. Congrats to @naterush1997 and @dannyryan for releasing v0.2 of the cbc Casper prototypes, last night! (423 points, 43 comments)
  15. 7084 points, 5 submissions: ScienceGuy9489
    1. New price target $1,000 (2993 points, 503 comments)
    2. I heard you guys miss me, looks like we're only going up from here (2100 points, 645 comments)
    3. Technical Analysis, Liftoff Due June 16th (758 points, 1019 comments)
    4. I predicted the last two liftoffs, the next one is by May 24th. (729 points, 529 comments)
    5. I predicted the last 3 liftoffs, this is a situation update (504 points, 458 comments)
  16. 6299 points, 10 submissions: jtnichol
    1. Joseph Lubin on Twitter: "#Bitcoin = A single app. #Ethereum = An entire app store. Thanks for having me on @BloombergTV, always a pleasure. https://t.co/LXKX8cF8BR" (1208 points, 89 comments)
    2. Microsoft helps launch world’s first blockchain-based investment product: settled on the public Ethereum chain. (926 points, 82 comments)
    3. This room feels like Q4 2016 all over again (774 points, 262 comments)
    4. Massive heap of rhetoric. But it needs to be said. (592 points, 245 comments)
    5. Friday Donut Day. (535 points, 52 comments)
    6. We're rocketing up in subscribers. Wow! (+1,160 subscribers today; 164% trend score) • TrendingReddits (516 points, 58 comments)
    7. Vitalik Buterin on Twitter: Plasma implementations are already happening (491 points, 73 comments)
    8. Unlisted Video Message just for Ethtrader - Thanks for helping someone on Reddit yesterday struggling with life. (476 points, 77 comments)
    9. For all the drama lately I've made you some comfort food. I love you Ethtrader. Whale sized BLT's with a quart of Bloody Mary. (393 points, 87 comments)
    10. Vitalik Buterin on Twitter: "Scalability research and development subsidy programs: https://t.co/PwbkdUHbZS" (388 points, 40 comments)

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  11. Libertymark (5541 points, 1050 comments)
  12. Mr_Yukon_C (5370 points, 405 comments)
  13. loveYouEth (5105 points, 275 comments)
  14. subdep (5007 points, 314 comments)
  15. IRefuseToGiveAName (5004 points, 361 comments)
  16. laughncow (4728 points, 333 comments)
  17. ethacct (4706 points, 304 comments)
  18. dillllllzzzzz (4594 points, 347 comments)
  19. ruvalm (4548 points, 260 comments)
  20. shouldbdan (4428 points, 270 comments)

Top Submissions

  1. Everytime Bitcoin drops by Pracy_ (16397 points, 357 comments)
  2. Here you go by _Mido (9787 points, 312 comments)
  3. Welcome to ethtrader new people, let me save you some time by Justjoshmygosh (7352 points, 367 comments)
  4. Dips are just happy little accidents by PaulieVideos (6217 points, 212 comments)
  5. It's one of the biggest moments of your life... what to wear? by moneyfink (5606 points, 485 comments)
  6. I'm a longterm hodler, but even i hate this sub sometimes. by shadow_op (4629 points, 286 comments)
  7. Literally.. by DAXEEY (4111 points, 162 comments)
  8. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 22/May/2017 by EthTrader_Mod (4035 points, 10454 comments)
  9. Ethereum is UP since last month! Can we get this post to all to show everyone the tides are turning quickly by saintmax (4027 points, 190 comments)
  10. Ethereum is now processing more transactions a day than all other cryptos combined. by econoar (4020 points, 469 comments)

Top Comments

  1. 1715 points: Blactory's comment in Everytime Bitcoin drops
  2. 1348 points: deleted's comment in It's one of the biggest moments of your life... what to wear?
  3. 1300 points: dwy0818's comment in Been in a coma for 23 days, about to check my portfolio
  4. 1170 points: Butterfly_Lags's comment in New price target $1,000
  5. 1106 points: mikewirkijowski's comment in Here you go
  6. 1052 points: phigo50's comment in My wife just talked me out of selling $10,000 eth
  7. 952 points: PcChip's comment in Vitalik Buterin: If all that we accomplish is lambo memes and immature puns about "sharting", then I WILL leave.
  8. 865 points: deleted's comment in Ethereum is UP since last month! Can we get this post to all to show everyone the tides are turning quickly
  9. 832 points: BroKing's comment in It's one of the biggest moments of your life... what to wear?
  10. 829 points: khalo_'s comment in Welcome to ethtrader new people, let me save you some time
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Building a (M)MORPG in Node.js

tl;dr:
Why is it down sometimes? People have been asking me why the demo is down at times. Long story short, the entire server is getting a nice makeover on several fronts: Reliability, Security, and Content. I don't have any guesses now on the official launch date, but there will be more pre-release demos to come.
--Here's a link to the new demo: http://xion.ddns.net
NEWS
Fixed a bunch of strange bugs, updated artwork. Reorganized serverside stuff.
Updated with an account system so that players can keep their username and associated items.
Controls:
Let me know if you discover any issues
ntl;r:
Throughout the past 2 months I've been steadily slaving away at building a multiplayer online game in Node.js. It's been a very satisfying juggle between Server dev, Client dev, pixel art, and brainstorming.
This project started as an experiment to see if Node.js is fast enough to run a realtim MOG server. I have been pleasantly surprised so far, but I have not run sufficient stress-tests to conclude that it's a good platform.
Current Architecture
Client
Server * Hosted on Google Cloud (VM Instance)
Game Logic
The game server maintains a CPU usage of ~5% with ~10 players playing. There are very few blocking operations, most actions are just a few variable checks and updates.
Players have several setTimeout/setInterval functions that perform actions at intervals. There are no blocking loops, except for enemy target seeking and pathfinding. Most needed values are stored just a few object references away.
All values and item properties are cached (duplicated if necessary) to avoid loops for looking stuff up every time. Memory is more plentiful than CPU, especially in Node, so it helps to calculate a value once when it changes, and store it for easy lookup later.
Creatures - Simply special versions of Players, that have additional AI timeouts and properties. AI function intervals change based on how close the nearest player is, all intensive operations (like PF) are performed as infrequently as possible, and avoided until absolutely necessary.
Pathfinding - One reason why I love Node.js is that third-party modules are diverse and plentiful. A spent a week as an anxietyfarm stressing over pathfinding algorithms, until i decided to search NPM for pathfinding and what-do-you know? I found an excellent PF module: https://github.com/qiao/PathFinding.js
TileMap - the map is a 3D array of "Tiles", Tiles are arrays of items, and Items are a collection of properties. Every item stores properties locally even if they are of a common "type". When items are added/removed to tiles, the tile's properties are updated for easy lookup. This removes the need to loop thru all the items each time I need to determine the tile's properties. The map is loaded from a Tiled map.json file, and clients are only sent visible portions of the map. Clients delete off-screen tiles to keep the graphics running at high framerate.
Lag-Compensation/Prediction - forgot to mention this one.. in the earlier version, the client would simple send action commands to the server, and the server would send all movement packets, even to yourself. This, however yielded a noticeable delay in responsiveness. To create an instant response time, movement steps are predicted locally, and then over-written by server's authoritative response when it arrives.
23 Jun 2015
Next Update
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12-06 15:32 - 'MuOnline MMORPG game' (self.Bitcoin) by /u/universalmu2 removed from /r/Bitcoin within 10-20min

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Subreddit Stats: ethtrader top posts from 2016-12-11 to 2018-10-04 06:19 PDT

Period: 662.14 days
Submissions Comments
Total 991 177374
Rate (per day) 1.50 267.71
Unique Redditors 568 23330
Combined Score 829084 1754738

Top Submitters' Top Submissions

  1. 40162 points, 55 submissions: AutoModerator
    1. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 14/Jun/2017 (2927 points, 8386 comments)
    2. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 15/Jun/2017 (1960 points, 8489 comments)
    3. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 13/Jun/2017 (1763 points, 5112 comments)
    4. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 12/Jun/2017 (1359 points, 12775 comments)
    5. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 24/May/2017 (1341 points, 9347 comments)
    6. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 23/May/2017 (1239 points, 6347 comments)
    7. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 30/May/2017 (1142 points, 8943 comments)
    8. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 25/May/2017 (1019 points, 8047 comments)
    9. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 10/Jun/2017 (1003 points, 7919 comments)
    10. Daily Discussion [Serious] - 17/Jun/2017 (908 points, 2860 comments)
  2. 16394 points, 1 submission: Pracy_
    1. Everytime Bitcoin drops (16394 points, 351 comments)
  3. 11934 points, 4 submissions: Justjoshmygosh
    1. Welcome to ethtrader new people, let me save you some time (7348 points, 366 comments)
    2. This is NOT the end (2068 points, 196 comments)
    3. Welcome BACK to ethtrader (1972 points, 110 comments)
    4. Hello again, ethtrader... looks like I have some work to do (546 points, 10 comments)
  4. 11914 points, 2 submissions: _Mido
    1. Here you go (9784 points, 312 comments)
    2. How I felt this week (2130 points, 228 comments)
  5. 10253 points, 15 submissions: twigwam
    1. Apple's Steve Wozniak Dumps Facebook And Thinks Ethereum Could Be The New Apple (1153 points, 80 comments)
    2. “We owe it this new generation to respect their enthusiasm about virtual currencies with a thoughtful and balanced response, not a dismissive one.” -- CFTC Chairman Giancarlo (1119 points, 62 comments)
    3. "Today Ethereum transacted over $100,000,000 PER HOUR on average, with over 53% of transactions going to smart contracts -- really speaks for Ethereum's success as a contract platform" --- Paul Kohlhaas (1112 points, 39 comments)
    4. Reddit Founder: "I’m most bullish about Ethereum simply because people are actually building on it." [MSN] (1081 points, 185 comments)
    5. Google co-founder, Sergey Brin is a last minute addition to the Blockchain Summit panel on emerging technologies. Says he is mining Ethereum with his son. (872 points, 62 comments)
    6. BREAKING: Mt. Gox ‘Bitcoin Whale’ Trustee Won’t Sell Any More BTC -- (Pretty huge news for entire space and not getting deserved media coverage) (758 points, 74 comments)
    7. Brave Browser passes 3 million monthly active users & makes top 10 list in the Google Play Store in 21 countries (680 points, 93 comments)
    8. L.L. Bean says it might offer discounts for clothing that tracks you using the Ethereum blockchain (529 points, 117 comments)
    9. "Vitalik is both a genius and a class act. That’s why I sold a portion of my BTC for Ethereum in addition to lots of Bitcoin Cash." @RogerkVer (493 points, 151 comments)
    10. Coinbase has a $20 billion hedge fund coming onto its platform (438 points, 31 comments)
  6. 10161 points, 8 submissions: econoar
    1. Ethereum is now processing more transactions a day than all other cryptos combined. (4026 points, 468 comments)
    2. SEC says they don't believe ETH to be a security. (1459 points, 167 comments)
    3. Today, Ethereum has processed 50% more txs than BTC. Ethereum currently has 17 pending TX and BTC has 45k. It takes $0.006 to move Ether in less than 20 seconds. (1406 points, 281 comments)
    4. Visa, IBM, Microsoft and USAA have all posted jobs in the past week looking for Ethereum developers (866 points, 46 comments)
    5. Goldman-Backed Startup Circle Launches No-Fee Foreign Payments Service. Built on Ethereum. (855 points, 85 comments)
    6. Etheremon is completely centralized and the owners can withdrawal all the funds from the contract. (662 points, 380 comments)
    7. On average, it's 59x cheaper to send an Ethereum transaction than a Bitcoin transaction. (485 points, 31 comments)
    8. Ethereum dapps expected to launch very soon. (402 points, 131 comments)
  7. 9930 points, 16 submissions: DCinvestor
    1. Personal Finance Rules for Being an Effective Holder (1307 points, 237 comments)
    2. Will Proof of Stake turn ETH into the best Store of Value coin? (1088 points, 144 comments)
    3. It's time to take back the narrative around Ether and Ethereum. Ethereum is the future of digital, decentralized finance. (771 points, 126 comments)
    4. Catalysts for ETH Price Increases Over the Next 6 to 12 Months (654 points, 135 comments)
    5. What can the earlier days of Bitcoin teach us about holding Ethereum? (625 points, 151 comments)
    6. How to Survive Crypto Investing (in this market, or in any market) (624 points, 121 comments)
    7. The Most Important Crypto Theses for 2018 (and my current feelings on this market) (604 points, 317 comments)
    8. A Re-evaluation of Ethereum as Long Term Investment (versus new market entrants) (590 points, 136 comments)
    9. Opera introduces first browser with built-in Crypto Wallet for Ethereum (537 points, 64 comments)
    10. It's time for investors to pursue quality, and to stop chasing shit (504 points, 85 comments)
  8. 9642 points, 16 submissions: Mr_Yukon_C
    1. Winklevoss Brothers Launch Ethereum Token Backed By U.S. Dollars (856 points, 217 comments)
    2. This is what leadership looks like -- I present to you, CFTC Chairman Giancarlo (832 points, 43 comments)
    3. Millennials are afraid stocks are too risky, so they're investing in crypto (790 points, 225 comments)
    4. OmiseGo Becomes the First Ethereum Unicorn With a Market Cap of $1 Billion (762 points, 155 comments)
    5. AMERICANS: Kill bill 1241 • ethereum (693 points, 66 comments)
    6. Coinbase prepares for a monster increase in trading (684 points, 174 comments)
    7. Microsoft – Decentralized Digital Identities and Blockchain – The Future as We See It. [Building on Ethereum] (645 points, 87 comments)
    8. MakerDAO and OmiseGO: Announcing Dai and OMG Collaborations (604 points, 115 comments)
    9. Coinbase Custody is Officially Open For Business – The Coinbase Blog (589 points, 92 comments)
    10. Scaling Ethereum to hundreds to thousands of transactions per second - TODAY! (514 points, 47 comments)
  9. 9445 points, 14 submissions: BeerBellyFatAss
    1. Bitfinex now trades all pairs against ETH. It’s time for Binance and the rest of the exchanges to do so as well. (2255 points, 219 comments)
    2. Number of Users on Coinbase Surpasses Number of Brokerage Accounts at Charles Schwab (825 points, 63 comments)
    3. Omise signed an agreement on the development of a national ID utilizing the ETDA and block chains of Thailand government agencies! We will continue to work on a number of projects that utilize block chains! (789 points, 108 comments)
    4. Elon Musk on Twitter - At this point, I want Eth, even if it is a scam. (660 points, 179 comments)
    5. Austria will use Ethereum to track up to $1.3B in government bonds (636 points, 51 comments)
    6. Federal Reserve Branch Adds Cryptocurrency Price Indexes [Yes, Really] (587 points, 64 comments)
    7. Germany’s Largest Bitcoin Trading Platform Will Soon Add Etheruem (503 points, 46 comments)
    8. Catalonia Considering Cryptocurrency Post-Independence, Advised By Ethereum Creator (501 points, 73 comments)
    9. Olaf Carlson - On Bloomberg Technology (12/01) - Ethereum to Surpass Bitcoin Market Cap by YE 2018 - Great Interview! (481 points, 141 comments)
    10. Casper is Pretty Close, Sharding Number One Priority Says Vitalik Buterin (473 points, 79 comments)
  10. 9363 points, 13 submissions: thepipebomb
    1. CNBC: Why buy Ethereum? (1515 points, 145 comments)
    2. CNBC - "I love Ethereum, I think Ethereum is the one to own here." (1236 points, 158 comments)
    3. CNBC: This is an incredible buying opportunity for Ethereum (984 points, 182 comments)
    4. Please boycott Vinny Lingham's Civic ICO (900 points, 198 comments)
    5. Pantera Capital Quantitative Researcher: By 2020 Ethereum's market cap will be 10x higher than Bitcoin's (749 points, 155 comments)
    6. Amazon Web Services Partners with ConsenSys to Simplify Enterprise Blockchains (693 points, 81 comments)
    7. Sharding may launch with Casper FFG, skipping the 1500 ETH requirement for staking and lowering it to 32 (534 points, 90 comments)
    8. When is $10,000 per ETH realistic? (511 points, 484 comments)
    9. Brian Kelly of CNBC on investing in Ethereum (490 points, 127 comments)
    10. Coinbase plans to add staking (485 points, 114 comments)
  11. 8908 points, 5 submissions: leafac1
    1. Would You Like to See Reddit Accept ETH as a Means to Pay for Gold? (3191 points, 193 comments)
    2. Most Popular Story on CNBC Tech: 'Bitcoin’s main rival Ethereum hits a fresh record high' (2469 points, 181 comments)
    3. Tweeted today: Casper (Proof of Stake) testnet is coming. (2104 points, 230 comments)
    4. Ethereum just processed 0.46% of Visa's total tx per day. And it did so without Ethereum Dapps using scaling solutions. (621 points, 78 comments)
    5. Perspective: It seems many are currently unaware that ETH will have a lower inflation rate than BTC (and BTC-Forks) come Proof of Stake & beyond. (523 points, 134 comments)
  12. 8538 points, 5 submissions: sopun
    1. Stocks VS Crypto (2269 points, 53 comments)
    2. Bitconnect, Davorcoin and other scams continue being advertised on Coinmarketcap. We should take a stand as a community and push out these people who made a career out of scamming innocents (2225 points, 147 comments)
    3. A shitcoin ICO called Prodeum just exitscammed millions of dollars from investors and left them only this message on their ICO website (1549 points, 222 comments)
    4. Trevon James erased 39 of his YouTube videos promoting BitConnect yesterday. Looks like he starts getting worried about the class action lawsuit against him (1365 points, 222 comments)
    5. Tron's TRX whitepaper raises more red flags than a workers parade in Soviet Union (1130 points, 231 comments)
  13. 8132 points, 10 submissions: jtnichol
    1. Let's find the average age of EthTrader! (2191 points, 145 comments)
    2. Joseph Lubin on Twitter: "#Bitcoin = A single app. #Ethereum = An entire app store. Thanks for having me on @BloombergTV, always a pleasure. https://t.co/LXKX8cF8BR" (1212 points, 89 comments)
    3. Microsoft helps launch world’s first blockchain-based investment product: settled on the public Ethereum chain. (933 points, 82 comments)
    4. This room feels like Q4 2016 all over again (776 points, 262 comments)
    5. Massive heap of rhetoric. But it needs to be said. (591 points, 245 comments)
    6. Friday Donut Day. (539 points, 52 comments)
    7. We're rocketing up in subscribers. Wow! (+1,160 subscribers today; 164% trend score) • TrendingReddits (519 points, 58 comments)
    8. Vitalik Buterin on Twitter: Plasma implementations are already happening (484 points, 73 comments)
    9. Unlisted Video Message just for Ethtrader - Thanks for helping someone on Reddit yesterday struggling with life. (474 points, 77 comments)
    10. A Message to EthTrader September 6 2018 - Addressing Suicide comments, Personal Mod approach, sentiment, State of the EthTrader. (413 points, 134 comments)
  14. 7372 points, 5 submissions: EthTrader_Mod
    1. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 22/May/2017 (4032 points, 10407 comments)
    2. Daily Discussion [Serious] - 16/Jun/2017 (1354 points, 4474 comments)
    3. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 28/May/2017 (682 points, 3318 comments)
    4. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 04/Jun/2017 (652 points, 3851 comments)
    5. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 29/May/2017 (652 points, 4600 comments)
  15. 7371 points, 9 submissions: Butta_TRiBot
    1. Vitalik Buterin: If all that we accomplish is lambo memes and immature puns about "sharting", then I WILL leave. (2170 points, 426 comments)
    2. Vitalik Buterin: In my opinion, the current sharding spec as described is already good enough to get us to thousands of transactions per second (1552 points, 188 comments)
    3. Chinese Internet security giant 360 has found "a series of epic vulnerabilities" in the EOS platform. (707 points, 186 comments)
    4. Inflation rate will go down by ~90% with Casper and Sharding (3 ETH block reward -> 0.22ETH) (700 points, 214 comments)
    5. "Casper Testnet up right now and Sharding will come sooner than you think" - Karl Floersch [41:02] (498 points, 44 comments)
    6. Vitalik on Wechat: We have started developing a test version of Ethereum with sharding using python (450 points, 79 comments)
    7. Elon Musk: "Starting a candy company....Cryptocandy" (440 points, 81 comments)
    8. The reason I invested in Ethereum - motivated developers who even spend their free time explaining the tech (429 points, 78 comments)
    9. Congrats to @naterush1997 and @dannyryan for releasing v0.2 of the cbc Casper prototypes, last night! (425 points, 43 comments)
  16. 7087 points, 5 submissions: ScienceGuy9489
    1. New price target $1,000 (2995 points, 503 comments)
    2. I heard you guys miss me, looks like we're only going up from here (2098 points, 645 comments)
    3. Technical Analysis, Liftoff Due June 16th (761 points, 1018 comments)
    4. I predicted the last two liftoffs, the next one is by May 24th. (725 points, 528 comments)
    5. I predicted the last 3 liftoffs, this is a situation update (508 points, 457 comments)
  17. 6217 points, 1 submission: PaulieVideos
    1. Dips are just happy little accidents (6217 points, 212 comments)
  18. 6097 points, 2 submissions: moneyfink
    1. It's one of the biggest moments of your life... what to wear? (5597 points, 485 comments)
    2. Reminder: HODL and don't be like this guy (500 points, 83 comments)
  19. 5431 points, 2 submissions: shadow_op
    1. I'm a longterm hodler, but even i hate this sub sometimes. (4622 points, 283 comments)
    2. One thing (809 points, 102 comments)
  20. 5354 points, 4 submissions: shouldbdan
    1. Every day I check the price when I wake up (3049 points, 105 comments)
    2. Me reading the daily during downtrends (811 points, 77 comments)
    3. A thank you, to everyone working countless hours to solve the scaling problem (756 points, 112 comments)
    4. HODLing Bitcoin vs HODLing Ether (738 points, 70 comments)

Top Commenters

  1. thepipebomb (9690 points, 581 comments)
  2. csasker (8718 points, 845 comments)
  3. jtnichol (8418 points, 716 comments)
  4. DCinvestor (8221 points, 434 comments)
  5. econoar (8037 points, 601 comments)
  6. Nooku (7237 points, 393 comments)
  7. cutsnek (7201 points, 484 comments)
  8. cyoreligion (6644 points, 364 comments)
  9. antiprosynthesis (6266 points, 729 comments)
  10. Libertymark (5610 points, 1070 comments)
  11. oldskool47 (5598 points, 393 comments)
  12. Mr_Yukon_C (5440 points, 411 comments)
  13. loveYouEth (5047 points, 272 comments)
  14. IRefuseToGiveAName (4993 points, 361 comments)
  15. subdep (4926 points, 311 comments)
  16. laughncow (4723 points, 331 comments)
  17. ethacct (4702 points, 305 comments)
  18. dillllllzzzzz (4553 points, 343 comments)
  19. ruvalm (4549 points, 260 comments)
  20. shouldbdan (4422 points, 270 comments)

Top Submissions

  1. Everytime Bitcoin drops by Pracy_ (16394 points, 351 comments)
  2. Here you go by _Mido (9784 points, 312 comments)
  3. Welcome to ethtrader new people, let me save you some time by Justjoshmygosh (7348 points, 366 comments)
  4. Dips are just happy little accidents by PaulieVideos (6217 points, 212 comments)
  5. It's one of the biggest moments of your life... what to wear? by moneyfink (5597 points, 485 comments)
  6. I'm a longterm hodler, but even i hate this sub sometimes. by shadow_op (4622 points, 283 comments)
  7. Literally.. by DAXEEY (4099 points, 162 comments)
  8. [ETH Daily Discussion] - 22/May/2017 by EthTrader_Mod (4032 points, 10407 comments)
  9. Ethereum is UP since last month! Can we get this post to all to show everyone the tides are turning quickly by saintmax (4027 points, 190 comments)
  10. Ethereum is now processing more transactions a day than all other cryptos combined. by econoar (4026 points, 468 comments)

Top Comments

  1. 1711 points: Blactory's comment in Everytime Bitcoin drops
  2. 1351 points: deleted's comment in It's one of the biggest moments of your life... what to wear?
  3. 1297 points: dwy0818's comment in Been in a coma for 23 days, about to check my portfolio
  4. 1168 points: Butterfly_Lags's comment in New price target $1,000
  5. 1108 points: mikewirkijowski's comment in Here you go
  6. 1055 points: phigo50's comment in My wife just talked me out of selling $10,000 eth
  7. 959 points: PcChip's comment in Vitalik Buterin: If all that we accomplish is lambo memes and immature puns about "sharting", then I WILL leave.
  8. 869 points: deleted's comment in Ethereum is UP since last month! Can we get this post to all to show everyone the tides are turning quickly
  9. 835 points: BroKing's comment in It's one of the biggest moments of your life... what to wear?
  10. 831 points: khalo_'s comment in Welcome to ethtrader new people, let me save you some time
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Crypto markets till 2030 ideas

The CRYPTO market till 2030
I am just a damn dude writing a thing in my spare time no one paid me and my total crypto holdings are less than $500. THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE AND IS JUST FOR FUN. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INVESTMENT DECISIONS YOU MAKE.
Obviously, I don’t have a crystal ball but this is me and my brain on one of its endless rabbit holes considering all possibilities.
I am heavily relying on a model of the internet’s fundamental tenants and timeline for this as a comparison jumping off point.
The next 6-18 months (July 2018- Dec 2019)
Considering the pending expected flood of “institutional money” people can generally predict this will occur after the round of regulations is finalized however by the end of 2018 I don’t see as accurate. Why? Well, the short answer is Taxes. The long answer is taxes applying to investments made after Jan 1st for the 2020 Q1 tax filings. Thus the 18 possible months for institutional investments in any real way. We might get a few brave institutions or those who want in early before other smaller institutions in 2019 but not many till at least Jan 1st.
During this time, we are in a period of risk of possible financial recession since those occur about every 10 years or so and the last was in 2008. This might drive investments into crypto if the institutions are smart enough to turn a quick profit, which they are, and market their new asset class as like gold. I guarantee a few will figure this out and it will make those initial investors some good money maybe even equal out their positions and allow them to play with the space more. Further, I wholly expect the institutions who are in early or in large positions to create a new version of a coin that already exists in the market, The stable coin. Currently, this is dominated by the coin called USDT or tether for short and I would expect that coin or a “wall street backed” version to rise to major prominence in the market. That is at least till a recession gets bad enough to cause problems for the FED & US government more generally.
The uncertainty of such a possible recession will put eyes on the governments to do something and I am sure as always, their answer will be new regulations on the financial sector. This might take an interesting turn and due to the finical sector playing around with their new stable coins they will probably draw the ire of the FED due to them basically printing USD. The FED’s response to this will arguably be to get new regulations passed giving them full control over all USD “stable coins”* arguing something like we lost/are losing control over our currency. Further, this will probably soon spread to other countries/regions like Europe, China, Japan, etc. with Euro and Yen coins especially if the recession reaches that far.
This will be a blessing in disguise for the space as this will allow many billions more dollars to flow into the crypto spaces alt coins due to the preaching of the extremists who have maintained since the beginning that crypto will “remove government control from money” they will drive those who are disillusioned due to the recession into the crypto space for security along with the normal holdouts into more traditional investments like actual gold & silver. This will increase speculation on alt coins and lead to the next phase.
*This could happen early in the next section as well around 2020 as governments move slowly on such issues.
The Early 2020’s (This is where things start to get fuzzy but some general ideas remain)
The drive of speculation due to the centralization of the new “stable coins” will lead a few to distrust the governments and put more money into the top crypto projects whatever they may be at that time. This will coincide with the expected halvening of bitcoin at or about the 2020 mark. When the halvening occurs, we can probably expect the mining pools that determine to an extent the floor on bitcoins price to need to up the price to keep their profit margins.
This, in my opinion, will cause the next market cycle for the crypto space. The combination of new stable coin money and the promotion of bitcoin to people who need to recover from a recession by the mining/staking pools. Those two events in conjunction will cause the price to double and then take off with a new round of FOMO. Alas it will not last in my opinion as it will have served its purpose to the miners/stakers and then coming decoupled from that goal advertising will fall and the big hands will start to sell knowing the pattern of the space.
This will cause another drop driven by futures contracts that will stabilize where the miners need it to keep their profit margins and maybe a little more. This will cause a new round of uncertainty and a new accumulation period will begin. Leading to the next phase
The Mid to late 2020’s (this is just straight up predictions about the mother of all crypto bubbles)
The new accumulation period will quite possibly continue for a bit longer than the last few due to the lagging economy after a recession. However, after that begins to end in pockets around the world we can see an uptick in the space as by then we will really start to see the formation of the big players for the future of crypto. Who they will be is unknown but my bet is anyone not in the top 20 now will have a hard time making an adoptable product. Perhaps the underlying protocol of these stable coins will have a good chance as that won’t be too far removed from government regulations and allow it to grow.
Thus, a product that can build stable coins on it and not cause too much inflation long term might be a good thing to do research on. That to me is the most obvious bet going right now but its anyone’s guesses who that is as there are multiple protocols that can be built on top of now or have plans to do so soon. That’s the fight to watch in altcoins.
At any rate governments, the world over will be scrambling to get their own stable coins by this point and that will allow them to have a new degree of finical control over their citizens. We will see traditionally corrupt governments have their challenges with the tech but overall it will allow them to monetize & identify people they otherwise wouldn’t be able to and thus the tech will penetrate this market. Providing access to the worlds poor and an identity on which to build their lives is a critical goal of using crypto for good causes but it will be abused as a new form of surveillance and control. Thus, I wholly expect that outside the major markets of the world there will arise a privacy coin that will irritate many. There will be advocates for such a coin in the bigger markets as some already exist, but most won’t use it because of the old “I have nothing to hide mentality” but that won’t tamp down its existence in the smaller markets where people find it to be a tool to resist their governments much like VPN products now.
A large amount of new freely tradeable crypto money from these stable coins will cause people who have just been given franchise over money and their own identity for the first time their first real shot at making some money…in speculation. This will take the form of speculation on the bigger products whatever they may be at that point causing a new round of FOMO and this one will be truly multi-trillions humongous. That will go much like the dot-com bubble was as the crypto craze or some catchy marketing phrase like that.
Conclusion:
  1. If you want to make money in this space be prepared to evaluate your position carefully over the next decade or so on a regular basis. Aka don’t blindly HODL.
  2. Watch for platforms that can build systems on top of them for the upcoming stable coin market shift.
  3. Decentralization is what will make projects survive long term outside of governments. Thus, if your current investment coin(s) tends to centralize via mining pools, staking pools, elector nodes, inflation paid to certain groups, etc. watch closely as in a decade it could be a monster that is sudo-controlled by early invested groups even if it claims to be decentralized. **
  4. Stable coins being centralized in the way described above way will probably become the new currency exchanged on platforms like forex.
  5. Understand this is a risky investment class you could lose everything.
  6. I am just a damn dude writing a thing in my spare time no one paid me and my total crypto holdings are less than $500. THIS IS NOT FINANCIAL ADVICE AND IS JUST FOR FUN. I AM NOT RESPONSIBLE FOR INVESTMENT DECISIONS YOU MAKE.
** this will be contentious as f*** I know, debate to your hearts content, scream FUD all you want but you will be doing a disservice to the community in possibly your own financial interest delaying*** actual societal use cases by decades and harming people who would benefit just from use and not monetary gain of the crypto technology.
***keyword delay. Not stop delay. Usually via some form of political bullshit again possibly lasting decades and that usually ends with people shooting each other, especially over money but what do I know.
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Coinbase Control?

So as I'm gaining some knowledge and traction in regards to understanding the monster that is bitcoin, I've noticed that there are different exchange prices between different exchanges. Are these exchanges holding a big pool of BTC and controlling their price (LAN style)? Or is there that much of a lag between different exchanges? Maybe an advantage here as I read a book on Flash Trading (milliseconds between stock prices and using speed as an advantage).
Going through a real time ticker of XBT and Coinbase's own ticker of bitcoin I'm seeing a big gap - 15695 vs. 16325.
Thanks for all those helping
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Tales of IT converted to plain text for the sake of legibility

I got hired by my Dad to do IT. I know very little about IT besides games. These are my IT stories. be first day
 > woman asks me if I can install the latest version of adobe reader > fuck ya I got this DL like a boss > "Wow you're like a computer expert" > "Well you know..." > Asked to input admin credentials > forget admin credentials > try admin:password > nope.jpg > "uhhhh... uhhhh... oh crap somethings going on with the server.. be right back" > 3 months later she still doesn't have adobe reader 
More?
be day 2
 > angry guy is on the phone asking me about some weird in house program > have no idea what the fuck he's saying > there's a pause > he's waiting for an answer > think back to the IT crowd > "Have you tried turning it on and off again" > "Like restarting" > "Give me a sec..." > it fucking worked 
day 3
 > hot sales rep comes in with laptop issues > she's 9/10 cougar > all flirty with me > tells me she needs something updated > can only hear her boobs > her laptop smells like strawberrys > download adobe reader for her and hand it back 
day 4
 > figure out how to turn off the servers > when people start asking for help > go into server room > turn off servers > come out oblivious and start downloading adobe reader > eventually people start screaming > THE SITES DOWN! THE SITES DOWN! > "I'm on it!" > run back to the server room > play hotline miami in the back for few hours > turn server back on near end of day > come out of server room > wipe brow from face > "I did it..." > people are singing my praises saying i saved the day > really just saved the girlfriend in HM 
day 5
 > run into cougar at coffee machine > ask her how things are going, just a general statement > instantly thinks im talking shop > starts telling me all the shit wrong with her computer > she doesn't see me as a human > she sees me as an it > tell her to drop off her laptop > she does > I upgrade her ie > download adobe reader > restart the machine > everythings fucking working > run it back to her > fix my hair > check my breath > act like I saved the day > she's in her office on the phone > she motions to put on her desk >1 do...kind of linger > "Is that everything hun?" > leave > hear her say "oh it was just IT" > just IT > that is all I am now 
day 6
 > really bored > decide to download a gameboy emulator and play some pokemon > the webfilters blocking it so I turn it off the whole thing I dont just whitelist it, I turn it all off > get to emulator site but now I need to turn off the antivirus > use the admin which I now know to do it... > end up turning off the whole antivirus settings on the server > download my emulator and rom > play my game > guy comes into my office > "I think I caught I virus" > me "gotta catch em all" > by the time I'm facing Misty 4 people have viruses 
day 7
 > same guy that was yelling at me day 2 is yelling at me > he cant remotely log in just as I am about to leave to go home > "Try turning it off then on again then call me back" > go home 
day 8
 > guy call from day 7 calls back > he's pissed > tells me he lost a client because of my stupidity > "shit happens man. I lost to team rocket like 10 minute ago" > "what the fuck are you talking about?" > click 
day 9
 > one of the printers is out of toner > some fat guy tells me to change it > "it's a toner man... can't you change it? I'm working on this huge issue with the server" > was really downloading steam > "it'll take a second... god I have much more important stuff to do... that's why you're here" > sigh and go do it > cant figure out how to fucking open the fucking cartridge door > start hitting it like they do in zoolander > tell the poor mentally challenged guy in the mail room I have a special job for him > he has to hide the magic egg in the chest of Hewlet Packard > go back to my server business > half an hour later the fat guy comes into my office > "What the fuck did you do to the printer?" > "Changed the toner" > He just starts shaking his head and muttering shit > we walk over to it > the mailroom guy jammed the cartridge in the wrong way and actually lodged it in there so half of it is sticking out > the door cant even close > there's black hand prints all over the printer too > Can feel the guy judging me so I just spew bullshit > "Looks to be a probably with the network." > the printer was down for over a month before I figured out we have a printer guy on call 
day 10
 > have to set up projector in the boardroom > cant find a thunderbolt to hdmi cable to hook it up to lazy to go to the store > dont even have a corporate card either > tell the people needing the projector that there's a compatibility issue with macbooks > they use some guys dellbook > the files from the mac end up not running on the dellbook > call me in mid meeting > all these business people staring at me as I am randomly clicking folders as fast as possible to look like I am pro > download adobe reader > double click files > works > "Thanks Anon, you saved me" 
day 11
 > there's a new hire > no one fucking told me anything > get screamed at that theres no computer for this new person > go in back to see if we have any spares > there's a few > but there's also some really old pcs from like the early 90's > boot it up > works > set up new person > everything lags > you open adobe reader? massive fucking lag > send out the computer > "it's the best we've got on short notice" > get like 40 sharepoint tickets the first day from that person > he's a real stickler for help > he ends up quitting the very next week saying he can't work under these conditions 
day 12
 > someones computer crashed > fuuuuuuuuck > set up computer > remember something about profiles being saved on the network > go back to the server room > look at the server rack like a total idiot as I try and figure out in my head how this works > tell the guy all his data is lost and there's nothing I can do > "b-b-bbut my project... i have to present that to the board on friday..." > "gone, man. It's gone" > play sim theme park the rest of the day 
day 13
 > roll up to work an hour late > whole office is in chaos > fallofrome.jpg > "HE'S HERE!" > Go in to my office open up mail > dozens of emails like: > "Hey is there something wrong with the server I can't log in to..." > "Any idea why the site is down I..." > the server is actually down > adobe reader can't save me now > "Just go back there and do what you did last time!" > everyone thinks its an easy solve > literally shaking in the server room because I don't know what to do > nap in server room for entire day > people are pissed can hear them banging on server door > we've missed deadlines > leave at 6:30 pm > the CFO sees me in the parking lot > hes been in a meeting all day doesn't know about my struggles > "You're still here?! That's the kind of can-do attitude I like to see" 
day 14
 > server is still down > my dads asking questions > everyone is pissed > take an early lunch > over hear some guys at the restaurant talking about buying a new modem for the office > hailmary.jpg > "Hey sorry to bother you during your lunch...but would either of you happen to be IT?" > before either of them could read me the riot act and tell me something like how the fuck dare I > I'm IT too > I show them my hand that I scratched up crawling wire on the floor > they nod > "What would you try doing if your server is completely fucked?" > "Have you tried restarting it?" > I go back and restart the physical machine > it fucking works 
day 15
 > hot cougar walks by office looking distressed > "Everything okay?" > "Oh good... I can't log into my email... can you please help me... PLEASE" > "I got you." > get her laptop > re-install microsoft office > outlook works again > poke through her emails to make sure things are working > send a test file > read the titles of her latest emails > "Divorce" > hand back her laptop > "Looks like its working now" > "Thanks..." > "Everything okay?" > "Well..." > this is fucking it, tell me your sob stories cougar woman and then its or > "My mouse is acting a bit funny, can I get a new one" 
day 16
 > one of the mailroom guy's monitors isn't working > it's coming up all green > backstory: there's been a huge misappropriation of funds because I gave him dual monitors just because he's a mentally challenged and I figured if anyone needs 2 screens its him > all he does is look at msn slideshows > and use the fedex webapp or something > he's a nice guy so I actually try and fix it for him > nothings working > think its a driver issue > think its a setting issue > think its an actual hardware issue > whole time people are coming to me with real problems but I keep saying "I'll be there in a minute" > after 2 hours the mailroom guy goes > "maybe da pug ish boken" > I swapped out the hdmi cable with a brand new one > it worked > I officially am less adept at my job then a poor mentally challenged guy 
day 17
 > nice old woman who talks to me about sports tells me her keyboard is shit > she's oldest person in the office by far > old as dirt > tell her I have just the thing > go in the back and unbox a brand new keyboard meant for the programmers > bring it to the old woman > "You're such a helpful young man" > reach down awkwardly to plug in the new keyboard > get back up and dust pants off > old lady looks like she's having a heart attack > look at the screen > it's fucking blank > on my way back up to my feet I hit the power button > she lost 3 hours of work > 3 hours that old woman will never ever see again 
day 18
 > company meeting > we're over budget > there has been ridiculous spending > "we've lost money for almost a month > day 18 > almost a month > they are going to out me > IT budget comes up in discussion > we're one of 2 departments that are coming under budget > "Great job Anon. I heard about the server issues here... you're the man" > at the end of the meeting a 45 year old events planner asks me if I fix computers on the side > "Not really..." > "Oh... I have this one blasted thing that needs fixing. You couldn't just come over and fix it?" > bullshit > for a laugh I say, "yeah it's cool, just give me your address and I'll be over after work" > not sure if I'm getting sex > buy condoms > she's not that hot like a 6/10 tops > not even going to lie > last call kind of hot > arrive at her house > ring the door bell while standing all suave leaned up against the door > her husband answers the door > shows me to the computer > install the latest version of adobe reader > get $20 > go home 
day 19
 > some guy crashes a program so I have to reinput the settings > go onto his cubicle mates computer > check settings > 2 hours later > "You wrecked my computer... I want my fucking computer back exactly how it was I don't know what you did but somethings off my usb drive is buzzing..." > wtf > I didnt do shit to your computer. I checked a program you open 20 times a day > super pissed so I go back into the server room and play Thomas Was None > hear knock on server room door > its the cubtclemate > "Hey, Thanks for fixing it. > "Fixing what?" > "The my usb drive" > I didn't do shit lol > "Oh yeah don't mention it" 
day 20
 > spend entire day cleaning the server room up > getting it all nice > just unplugging network cables wily nifty so I can colour coordinate them > people are losing their shit > they are randomly getting kicked off > tell people there are some issues with our isp > I make sure to say I-S-P as I have now learned by spelling in abbreviations no matter how common makes you sound techy > by the end of the day the server rack is all classy looking > unfortunately I never mapped anything and a handful of people can't connect because their ports aren't connected to anything > tell them the I-S-P will have it done ASAP and go home 
day 21
 > now that the server room is all clean I set up all the test boxes in the back > 8 machines in total all connected to the network > try joining monitors all together like you see on cool threads, you know like the racing ones? > realize these are shit old monitors and you can't do that > come up with the great idea of bitcoin mining with these boxes > set it up for the first half of the day > after lunch I'm mining > terribly but I am mining > people start complaining about server lag > blame the lag on the olympics > suggest that the whole office must be streaming it > ban the olympics on the web filter > office is divided; can see the divide in my email > people who are pissed about not being able to watch the olympics > and the keeners who think its all work and no play at work > I've officially gained power though, people respect me for making this mandate > "He's a real company guy" 
day 22
 > its birthday day > office celebrates all the months birthdays > take cake > set up n64 in the boardroom > challenge people in the office to goldeneye > keep saying "Hey I'm just taking a 5 minute break for some cake want a quick game?" > own the shit out of all of them > realize I did absolutely nothing all day but eat cake and game > no one ever noticed 
day 23
 > cougar calls in from the road > she's having trouble accessing a key app for a client on her ipad > she tells me its name > have no idea what it is > but make sure to sound astute > ask her if she's using WIFI or 3G > "How do I check" > "Nevermind let me check from my maincore system" > google the app but nothing comes up > ask one of the other sales people > "oh it's just an infographic on our main site" > tell the hot cougar to come into the office because it's going to require me to hardcode the changes in > she drives 2 hours to come to the office so I can open up Safari and bookmark it to her ipad homepage 
I'll continue this tomorrow, believe it or not there's an ending to this but I can't get to it today.
day 24
 > people heard from the 45 year old events planner I do house calls > bunch of idiots are bringing in their home computers, mobile devices, anything technical for me to fix > tell people I can only do it after hours and I charge $20 for small stuff and $50 for large. > most of it is simple fixes > windows updates or adobe reader installs fix it > but then I get it > the laptop from hell > this fat indian guy hands me his laptop in a plastic bag, not a laptop bag, a plastic one > "What's wrong with it?" > "You tell me genius" > Load it up and it's asking for some system restore or something. > just hit next and okay > fixes it but it says I need to load chkdisk? > figure that has something to do with the cd drive > open it up > there's a thick fucking layer of bread crumbs in the tray > tilted the machine to its side > motherfucking bread crumbs just pouring out of the laptop > restart the machine > it loads perfectly > turns out the guy was using it as a tray for his morning bagel > fucking toaster laptops 
Hi AV its the IT guy from yesterday
day 25
 > even though I'm shit at IT > one guy thinks because I am IT I am super techy > he asks me what my favourite browser is > "Google.... Ultron" > "it like chrome?" > shit thats what I meant > "yeah...but better...it's what nasa uses" > "cool could you dl that for me?" > gulp > "yeah no worries" > literally start shaking the mouse back and forth so fast you can see the cursor > then ctrl alt deleted into task manager > "there....you go. All done. It looks like google chrome. but its really ultron. no one else can tell." > to this day he still thinks he runs google ultron 
day 26
 > some woman calls me over > "it'll just take a sec, it's super simple" > shit > asks me to hook her up to a new printer > she hops out of her chair and lets me sit down > forget how to add network printers > her and her friend are talking right over my shoulder staring at the screen > "Is this going to take long?" > I fake deep thought as I stare at the screen with one hand on my temple > "Anon? I have a deadline is this going to..." > "What the fuck..." > both of the women are startled > "THERE'S A VIRUS ON THIS MACHINE" > and I just storm off like I'm pissed 
day 27
 > learn about a remote access tool that the whole office uses > decide to haunt the old nice old lady from before > i randomly move the mouse for a few hours > she struggles to do basic tasks > she comes and asks me for a new mouse > oblige her > hook it up and leave > look back at remote tool > mouse is moving again, she opens up word > I begin to type > "Hi" > no response > "Hi > "Hello? Who is this?" > "It's death :(" 
day 28
 > a guy asks me to burn him a copy of a dvd for a presentation > holy fuck I know how to do that > burn it for him > march back down to his office, proudly holding the dvd high in the air > Woman tries to stop me "Hey can you..." > "Not now... I've got IT business to attend to" > hand the guy his burned dvd > this might be one of the first things IVe done right here > tear in my eye > so proud of how far I have come > I am true IT > 5 minutes later I get a call "Hey...yeah there's nothing on the dvd..." 
day 29
 > give new hire her new laptop > nothing is fucking setup right > forgot to hook up her outlook to exchange > no worries she did it herself > cool > she asks me if I can type in the admin credentials so she can dl some social media tool > "Sure" > fuck up the login credentials like 3 times and get locked out > have to unlock it from my machine > can't figure it out but go back because I left my gameboy in her office > she starts making small talk > "So where'd you go to school to become an IT person?" > she's fucking on to me > try logging in once more to admin account > locked out still > "Yeah... you know what? I think this Hootsuite extension is a virus. I don't want that shit on my network" 
day 30
 > here's where shit starts to really hit the fan > as you know i had setup a bitcoin mining rig in the server room > it was just eating up all the bandwidth > the whole network was barely operational > and now because of my ineptitude and blaming things on viruses people started a rumour > that the whole network was being attacked by a rogue hacker group > after lunch I get pulled into a meeting by with all the execs > the jig is up > "As you know we've been experiencing a multitude of issues with our network..." > I'm fucked > "from the lag to the viruses" > so fucked > "We want you to head up the investigation and find out who's doing this and why" > ROFL > I am the fucking dirty cop on the force who's tasked with finding the dirty cop > I am the fucking law 
day 31
 > tell people I'm running server calibrations > "it's like dusting for finger prints" > no one's the wiser > show this one middle aged guy with a beard how to use a webapp > go to favourite it for him and put it on the toolbar > notice all of his favourites > Big titty housewife > Pajama Butt Slut > Mexican girl on bus > mouse over them as I mouth read them > he starts freaking out > begs me not to tell > "Why shouldn't I?" > "Ill buy you lunch" > got 10 chicken nuggets 
day 32
 > for some reason the entire office is having to fill in a captcha every time they google anything > have no idea why this happening > Google ultron guy asks me if this has to do with the virus and if he should be backing up his data > "First. Always back up your data." > he nods to my tech savvy > "Second. It's a security measure INce put in place. There are robots afoot." > he nods again like my word is law 
day 33
 > Ultron guy blabs and tells everyone about google ultron > now everyone in the fucking office has a sharepoint ticket asking for it to be installed > a few of the more competent people are asking me what the fuck google ultron is > I just give them finger guns until they walk away > have to spend entire day going from desktop to desktop pretending to dl google ultron > literally spend 3-4 hours pretending to dl software that nasa uses > one girl asks me if this even legal > "Are you a cop?" > she reports me to HR for "criminal like behaviour > have already explained to HR what google ultron is... > HR thinks its real > HR thinks nasa uses it > HR tells the narc to stop interfering with important technological matters because the narc doesnt know anything about IT like me > doesnt know anything about IT like me 
day 34
 > been playing portal 2 all day in my office > haven't heard so much as a complaint > haven't had to update adobe reader or adobe flash all fucking day > something's not right > no one's said shit about it > poke my head out of the office > everyone's heads down just typing away > starting to get worried > ask a guy how his computer is working > "Great. Ever since you downloaded Google Ultron, my whole computer has just been flying" > wtf > do a quick google search on google chrome > supposedly it automatically downloads the most up to date versions of adobe > omfg > if I don't have fucking adobe reader I'm fucking out of a job > send out mass email > ATTN: do not open google ultron it has been hacked > spend rest of day uninstalling and making IE the default browser 
day 35
 > people are becoming restless with the hackevirus stuff > they wonder why I haven't solved the case yet > some even believe its not a hacktivst group like I've been hinting > "We're not just dealing with amateurs here. We're dealing with the best. And that's why I need to update your antivirus scanner" > just to strike the fear into people I covertly turn on the computer of a person who's sick and stationed right in the middle of one of the larger areas > turn off her monitor > put speakers full > then go back to office and remote in > play Wham's Jitterbug at 3 second intervals throughout the day > eventually people Start coming to my office to report this > I nod > it's worse than I thought > "What? What is it?" > it's the Jitterbug gang. One of the world's best hacking groups" > "I've never heard of them." > "That's why they're the best" 
day 36
 > check messages > local police called > FUUUUCK > need to speak with me since I am IT about recent hacks on our organization > delete message > cougar comes into my office > asks if I can adjust her desktop so the wallpaper changes every couple of minutes > "Sure." > head over there with her > she tells me she's getting a divorce > "Oh." > Says she's actually starting to date again and it's pretty awkward > fuck it > "Wanna maybe grab a beer sometime after work?" > she laughs > "What? I mean why not?" > "You're joking right? You're IT..." > my eyes well up as I stare at adobe prompts me that reader has a new update > "Just gonna download this." 
day 37
 > feeling like shit today > cougar told her sales friends that I tried asking her out > people are laughing behind my back > can hear the whispers > "eww haha IT?!!! ewwwwww" > want to just open up a computer and jump through the moving cpu fan > mean sales guy who usually calls (yeah that one) stops by office > "My laptops not working" > I trudge over to his desk with him > hit the power button for a reset > don't say anything and just walk away > "If that's all you ever do.. Why do we need you?' > turn around > "what?" > "if you only ever just restart my computer... why are we paying you? I can restart my own damn computer" > grin > "Have you ever repaired a server here? Do you know how hard it is to get it operational? Remember how we were down for a day and a half?" > he shakes his head > "That's what I thought." > of course I just restarted it lol 
day 38
 > still feel like shit after the cougar shut me down > decide to block 1 major site on the webfilter every hour > feel like the Joker doing it > first youtube > then ebay > then reddit > hear the moans from people as they read my webfilter note > "This is a place of work not a fun house" > One woman storms into office > "This is not funny...this is serious" > "Why so serious?" I ask her > "I need you to unblock ebay" > lot seriously > "I HAVE AN AUCTION ENDING IN 5 MINUTES!" > put it back on the safe list > but it was too late > she missed out on her cellphone case > mwhahahahaha 
day 39
 > an "investigator" comes to the office > the execs were worried that we had too much to lose and wanted to bring in a professional > I'm fucked > show him around the office > he keeps asking to see the server room > "And this is Carol. She's a riot. Aren't you Carol" > doing everything I can to stall > we go back into the server room > he compliments me on how neat the cables are > think about picking up a monitor and bashing his skull in and then running away to mexico > cant do it > I'm not a monster > I'm IT > the guy goes onto the server > asks me for the login info > figure the jig is up > give it to him > he logs in > opens up IE > looks over his shoulder at me > "You don't need to be here" > "It's fine" > I need to be there when it happens > he literally starts shaking his mouse really quickly around IE clicking on random parts of the screen > I know because a popup for Home depot came up > he starts muttering to himself... "hmmm... hmmm" > watch him type in adobe reader in google > he dl's it > swings his cursor around some more > and then finally goes > "fucking hackers right?" > we are brothers he and I > IT brothers 
day 40
 > wake up and realize how lucky I truly am not to be fired or worse > see cougar girl walking into the office from parking lot > asks me how things are going > I think we finally put an end to the jitterbug gang > "no, I meant... not work stuff' > look at her strangely then smile. > "Oh you know how it is" > she flicks her hair and then laughs > what the fuck? > "Cool. I'm having problems opening a file...can you open it for me hun?" > sigh > "Yeah sure..." > we walk into her office she's being all flirty > click on the sharepoint link of a pdf file > won't open > download adobe reader > while it's loading I ask her what she's planning on doing on the weekend > "I'm going to the mountains with this guy for our first getaway" > stop adobe reader at 80% > walk right out > I am IT 
day 41
 > this hot yoga girl from events comes into my office > her keyboard keeps typing in french > too busy playing Happy bird to care > "so are you going to help me?" > "if things slow down. I've been swamped today" > "I'm going to fucking kill you" > she waggles her glorious yoga butt away > cute girl, and don't even care anymore just want day to fucking end > I hate this fucking job > all I do is get yelled at and download adobe reader > I cant even find the joy in games any more > Dad walks by > sees I'm looking blue > Dad takes me out for lunch > pats me on the shoulder > "I'm so proud of you son." > to date the company is in fucking shambles > and I still am primarily an adobe reader downloader > but I wouldn't change any of it for his very next words > "I love you son." Thanks guys and thanks Dad for the job. :) Don't forget to download your adobe readers guys. 
I didn't make this, I converted it to text from the imgur images and am working on correcting it occasionally.
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South America tour fueled by Bitcoin!

I'm a 31/M bitcoin enthusiast from Utah. Disappointed with the current regulatory environment, economy, and job prospects in the US I've decided to make a new life for myself in South America. I'm fortunate in that I was a fairly early investor in bitcoin. About 1 month ago I flew to Lima, Peru with less than $200US. My goal is to reach Buenos Aires while seeing as many sites an experiencing as many different cultures as possible. Along the way I have traded bitcoin for Peruvian soles and USD to fund my travel adventures. I have made new friends and travel buddies with whom I have partied in Lima, sandboarded monster dunes in Huacachina, hiked and visited archeological sites in Cusco, the Sacred Valley, Machu Picchu, Colca Canyon, the floating reed islands in Uros on lake Titicaca, Copacabana and Isla del Sol. I'm now in La Paz, Bolivia where I am trying to buy a motorcycle and ride to Buenos Aires, Argentina. Unfortunately bitcoin adoption is lagging a bit here in Bolivia and I'm about at the end of my fiat funds so I'm reaching out for help! I am looking to trade bitcoin for cash or a good motorcycle. I would also love to meet up with any fellow bitcoiners along the way. My travels thus far have been amazing and would do it all over again in a heartbeat. A big thanks to the bitcoin community, you have helped bring together differing people and cultures from across the world!
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